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Happy Saturday!

With all of the gloom and doom on the news these days, we thought we would shake up the blog today and try to give you an even bigger smile than usual.

Here at HBF we treasure the value of a sense of humor and making each other laugh. After all, it was said once that “Laughter is the best medicine.”

So we present to you some of the corniest jokes we could find about our favorite subject: berries!

What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

What do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry.

What did one raspberry say to the other?

If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

What do you call a raspberry that uses foul language?

Berry Rude.

What did the doctor tell the patient with the raspberry growing out of his head?

Just put some cream on it.

What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?

Toe Jam.

Where did Raspberry and Vodka meet?

A mixer.

How were Raspberry and Milk introduced?

“Raspberry, Milk, shake!”

How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?

Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”

How many raspberries are in a slice of fruit pi?



Are you laughing or groaning? Or maybe a combination of the two?


Ok, just a few more:

Q. What is blue and goes up and down?
A. A blueberry in an elevator!

Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberry?
A. They’re both blue, except for the elephant.

Q: What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?
A: A blueberry jam!

Q. What do you get when you merge IBM and Apple
A. Blueberry Macs

Mr. Spock: “What is the formula for PI?”
Chekov: “Er…apple or blueberry, sir?”


A: Why do elephants wear blue shoes?
B: Why?
A: So they can hide in blueberry bushes.
B: Oh.
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a blueberry bush?
B: Well, no.
A: Then it works!

Okay, you’re off the hook now (but thanks for playing along =)

Do you have any jokes you’d like to share with us? We’d love to hear them!

From all of us at HBF, we hope you have a fun filled week full of laughter!

The HBF Family

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